Sleep.

I have to get ready for work in 5 hours, but I just haven’t had enough internet for today!

Ducks, motherfucker!

Ducks, motherfucker!

I’ve always wanted to write a book, but unfortunately I don’t have a pen.

Little Britain

Fat people should be killed at birth.

Little Britain

Damn kids!

This generation will never know the joy of Piczo.

Mum: What does "g'aids" mean?
Me: Gay-aids...
Mum: Wha-? That's not very funny, is it!
Me: ...
Mum: That's like saying "cancer"! And my Nan died of cancer!
Me: What does that... I don't even...
Mum: And she had irritable bowels too!
Me: Yeah, we'll probably get that sooner or later.
Mum: WOOH! Can't wait! A-WOOH! Yeeeah!
Me: o_O

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